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‘SNL’ skewers Johnny Depp, Amber Heard trial as host Selena Gomez looks for love

“Saturday Night Live” opened up by lampooning the explosive allegations made within the ongoing Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial.

“I am Nicole Wallace and you are watching MSNBC News because you have nowhere else to place your anger,” Kate McKinnon stated, portraying the anchor introducing the cable community’s trial protection.

Depp, performed by Kyle Mooney, took the witness stand to relate a house safety video the place property supervisor Kenan Thompson discovered feces in his mattress, purportedly left by Heard.

“I’d like to see more of the video, because it’s funny,” the choose, performed by Cecily Strong stated, overruling an objection from Heard’s lawyer.

“Mr. Depp are you finding this trial amusing?,” Strong requested the smirking witness.

“A little yes,” he replied.

Johnny Depp, played by Kyle Mooney, took the witness stand to narrate a home security video.
Johnny Depp, performed by Kyle Mooney, took the witness stand to relate a house safety video.
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“So am I,” she stated, elevating a glass of wine hidden behind her bench as she proposed a toast.

Heard’s publicist declined to touch upon the chilly open when reached by The Post and Depp’s representatives didn’t instantly reply to a message.

Singer and actress Selena Gomez, 29, made her internet hosting debut and informed the cast she was looking for love on the show.

“One reason I’m really excited to host SNL is because I’m single and I’ve heard SNL is a great place to find romance,” she stated. “At this point I’ll take anyone.”

Mooney and James Austin Johnson each volunteered their providers however have been rapidly shot down.

“Oh, this is the new cast member Jeff,” Gomez stated.

“It’s James, but I’ll change it to Jeff if you want,” Johnson replied.

The host was extra receptive to an advance from Punky Johnson.

“Let’s see how the afterparty goes,” Gomez proposed.

The former “Barney & Friends” youngster actress then ended the monologue by main the gang in a singalong of the present’s “I Love You” music.

Singer and actress Selena Gomez made her hosting debut and told the cast she was looking for love on the show.
Singer and actress Selena Gomez made her internet hosting debut and informed the cast she was wanting for love on the present.
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Melissa Villaseñor performed a younger youngster of divorce that sought consolation in her Bratz dolls, (Gomez, Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang) who gave her questionable recommendation and declared their intention to seduce her philandering father.

“I just don’t get why dad doesn’t love my mom anymore,” Villaseñor exclaimed, whereas asking the dolls for phrases of knowledge.

“Be authentic and be a bitch to every waiter you see,” Bryant supplied, earlier than Yang stated the dolls have been headed to Miami to celebration along with her dad.

A Japanese present that adopted toddlers operating errands by themselves was rebranded for the US that includes middle-aged males that struggled to do issues with out their long-term girlfriends.

Gomez ended up dumping Mikey Day after his 34-year-old character FAILED to execute a solo journey to Sephora and the bodega.

Villaseñor and Gomez performed Latina public entry hosts with quick consideration spans and restricted vocabularies who struggled to work together with their correspondents and company.

In the subsequent skit, Thompson portrayed an exasperated small theater director who needed to maintain feeding traces to his understudies and reprimand them for utilizing Australian accents in an Irish interval drama.

Gomez hosted an episode of “American Inventors” that includes Whoopee Cushion creator Archie Gizmo, performed by her “Only Murders in the Building” co-star Steve Martin.

“I knew it would be funny to have your boss sit down and have a noise come from his butt, but I couldn’t figure out which sound,” Martin recounted.

Selena Gomez and Melissa Villaseño host a talk show and interview guests on Saturday Night Live.
Selena Gomez and Melissa Villaseñor host a chat present and interview company on Saturday Night Live.
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His dilemma was solved when he met a muse who perpetually breaks wind, performed by Bryant, who additionally impressed him to invent gags like electrical gum and snakes in a can.

“Weekend Update” parodied the information of the week, concerning the cryptocurrency collapse and Roe v. Wade reversal.

“If you feel like things are a little off this week, yesterday was Friday the 13th, tomorrow is a blood moon, and according to the most annoying person you know, Mercury is in retrograde,” anchor Colin Jost cracked.

Co-anchor Michael Che riffed on the halted manufacturing of the iPod.

“Because Apple products become obsolete once they’re older than the children who make them,” Che joked.

A brand new hearing-impaired Barbie taught younger women an vital lesson, Jost stated.

Sarah Sherman did a live report from Jost's dressing room, where an intern was being held in a cage.
Sarah Sherman did a stay report from Jost’s dressing room, the place an intern was being held in a cage.
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“It doesn’t matter if you’re deaf, as long as that body bangs.”

Sarah Sherman did a stay report from Jost’s dressing room, the place an intern was being held in a cage below self-affirming Post-its that learn issues like “You are the real king of Staten Island.”

Mooney additionally sat on the anchor desk in character as a drug-addled Baby Yoda.

Day depicted a dragon slayer that had to decide on between marrying three princesses in a medieval fort, in a skit that used the identical set as final week’s Roe v Wade chilly open.

The suitor struggled to search out flaws within the three ladies, performed by Gomez, McKinnon and Ego Nwodim, and questioned if there was a catch.

After selecting McKinnon, it was revealed that she suffered from extreme fuel; the episode’s third bathroom humor joke on the expense of a girl.

In a prerecorded skit, Punky Johnson performed Gomez’s internal jealous voice that satisfied her that boyfriend Chris Redd was dishonest, main her to stalk him on-line and throw his Xbox out the widow.

When Gomez admitted she was insecure as a result of she often dates athletes and celebrities that sleep round, musical visitor Post Malone was launched as Redd’s jealous internal voice. That led Redd to accuse Gomez of getting nude pics from LeBron James.

Nwodim and Yang performed motivational audio system that urged the Ol’ Dirty Bastard Class of 2022 to pursue modeling.

“Cause in this moment you’re the youngest you’ll ever be,” Nwodim stated.

“I like your look,” Gomez, taking part in a mannequin, requested a pupil. “How old are you?”

“Seventeen,” the lady responded.

Post Malone brought out Roddy Rich to perform their song
Post Malone introduced out Roddy Rich to carry out their music “Cooped Up” earlier than he carried out a “Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol.”
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“That’s perfect. Stay that age forever,” Gomez replied.

Post Malone introduced out Roddy Rich to carry out their music “Cooped Up” earlier than delivering a dramatic rendition of “Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol.”

The NBC present’s season finale is subsequent week and is ready to function actress Natasha Lyonne as visitor host with musical visitor Japanese Breakfast.

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